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HUMANS.TEAM

PRESS RELEASE — APRIL 27, 2026 — FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Six weeks after opening, Humans.team prepares its public launch from Ibiza — six modules in production, a merit-based entry path (The Passage), a copyright-safe viral tool

On April 27, 2026, six weeks after its official opening (March 10, 2026), Humans.team — a two-step human growth platform — enters its public launch phase from Ibiza, May 5 — 21, 2026. The project offers a concrete path: take care of yourself to be happy, then share it and earn a living from it.

Six modules in stable production

Thought of the Day (366 daily quotes), 60-Day Program (guided introspection, opt-in, pause/resume), My New Me (vision board + 14 daily activities + weekly scheduling), personalized AI Journal (multi-voice TTS auto-narration), personal mini-site humans.team/{first-name} (brandable public page, events/contests/listings, embeds), and a transparent 80% commission economic model on the Awakening Pack (Stripe Connect, automatic payout).

The Passage — becoming a seller without paying the pack

Humans.team formalizes a merit-based entry path called "The Passage": a Pack Community member (free) who brings three Awakening Pack sales becomes Awakening themselves — they get the personal mini-site and earn 80% commission on future sales, without having paid the $500. It's an opportunity, not an obligation: no minimum quota, no individual deadline, single price for everyone, completion free in time. Signups open between the 1st and 7th of each month. The rule is written in the public Terms, article 11bis.

Your human portrait — a 100% copyright-safe viral tool

The platform's first viral tool, free and signup-free: a visitor enters their birth data and receives in 60 seconds a personal portrait weaving Human Design, I Ching, Western astrology and numerology. 600+ rule-based brick corpus, optional reflective part generated by multi-LLM cascade. Legal textbook case: zero Ra Uru Hu mention, zero Gene Key Rudd, strictly public-domain technical terminology. The portrait is a gift, not a diagnosis — its viral power is measured by spontaneous sharing rate.

A platform built to live outside

Four widgets are embeddable on any external site: Thought of the Day (universal), cohort signup (custom colors + 4 automated nurturing emails), sponsored portrait (member offers Your human portrait branded to their visitors, AI cost on member wallet), live stats. Paste-ready code, CORS open, X-Frame-Options ALLOWALL. The platform explicitly refuses the "all on our site" model: it comes to where members and their audiences already live.

Ibiza · The Return — May 5 — 21, 2026

The brand gesture that opens the platform to the general public: a 9-track royalty-free music album already online, a meetup at Benirràs (left terrace facing the sea, May 6 9:30 am — coffee offered), an Ibiza Music Contest 2026 open to the public (10 entries max per participant, real prizes), a first-person narrative of fifteen years of path. Not an ad campaign: a real place, free music, an open invitation. Three narrative anchors stitched to the campaign — an event, a contest, a listing — each with its own canonical URL under the /serge mini-site.

"Humans.team is built around one simple conviction: we're not broken, we just forgot. The platform offers a path to remember. For those who want, it also offers a way to turn that path into income — become a seller, earn 80% on every sale, at your own pace. Everything is readable before commitment." — Serge Brocteur, founder

A solid technical infrastructure

Modern stack (Next.js 16, Supabase PostgreSQL, Stripe Connect, Vercel, Sentry), GitHub Actions CI gating every deploy, 243+ automated tests passing, daily backups via n8n (100 tables + 5 buckets, GFS retention). Eleven modules security-audited under a systematic 4-role grid (admin, creator, visitor, participant), with reusable patterns: fail-closed rate-limit on paid LLM endpoints, server-side HTML sanitize, soft-delete with 30-day cron purge, admin observability on every high-volume module.

Key Facts

Official launch
March 10, 2026
Public launch
Ibiza, May 5 — 21, 2026
Modules in production
6 product modules + 1 viral tool + 4 embed widgets
Packs
Community (free) · Inner Journey ($100) · Awakening Pack ($500)
Model
80% direct commission to the seller, single price for everyone
Special mechanic
The Passage (merit-based entry, Terms article 11bis)
Free viral tool
Your human portrait (60 sec, no signup, copyright-safe)
Stack
Next.js 16 · Supabase · Stripe Connect · Vercel · Sentry · n8n
Languages
French, English (native i18n)
Entity
MyNewMe LLC (New Mexico, USA)
Site
https://humans.team
Press contact
press@humans.team

To go further: the full press kit is available at https://humans.team/campaigns/press/kit. Interview requests, demo access, or Ibiza accompaniment during the launch window: press@humans.team.